Welp, it's that time again. I'll be going home to Hillbilly central tomorrow night until the 17th of January. I'll try to get on when I can, which will probably be rare. But I will try to keep in touch, at least with livejournal entries and such.

At the moment I'm downloading scores of videos to watch over break, mostly Carl Sagan and George Carlin so I can have some INTELLIGENCE amidst all the racism and backwards thinking. If any of you guys know any good stand up comedy routines on youtube, let me know so I can grab it :D

I'm mostly packed, I just need to wash dishes here in a bit so I can wash my laundry too. Busy Busy. The thing I'm worried about though is updating Villain on time since I have to borrow Sluggy's scanner. If I miss an update, I'll upload double the next. I'll really try but lol life :\ But both comics for this week are done and ready to go. Tune in Saturday at 10AM East Coast time for new comics.

At least I won't go bonkers this break like last time XD I have my one-shot black and white comic to do ([ B-9 ]), Stellarmass area's to finish, RP sessions to write, of course Villain, and Carlin's words of wisdom. So I'll be okay :D I HOPE.

Also livejournal has this retarded promo where paid users can give coupons to non-paid members to upgrade their account for like 10% off or whatever the fuck. If you want one let me know and I'll give you one. Derp.
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I made up a meme because I found this hilarious photo and scanned it.

RULES.

1. Find a picture of you when you were a tiny kid/dork
2. Post it
3. Talk about how much of a dork you where
4. For justice



MANIAC, YEAR 1995

I'm on the left btw :D Oh dear god look at my 80's pooffy hair and my giant glasses 2 sizes too big because my dad is a cheap bastard. I also, had a manly chin. And look at my badass raincoat. Yeah! God, I was such a dork.

My brother looks like an Irish Brawler :> Heeeeeee.

Do this if you want, I just wanted an reason to share this. <3
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Hey guys! Finals are done today, and I put together that canvas guide I kept promising! So here it is in all its glory! WARNING: there is A LOT of pics and text under the cut.

( Click here to learn about how to make your own canvases! 8D )
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A Girl on the Server! and Villain updated!

Not much this week! The art page has been updated over on the Villain site. Other than that, not much <3

I'm going to photograph how and what I do to make a Villain comic to put on the site, I think you guys might like to see the VIOLENT INSANITY I put myself through every week for your amusement! Horrays! It will be fun to do at least :B

I'm sorry I keep promising to get this Canvas guide up but derp life :( I'm sorry, I'll get it up before I go home this Friday. Yesterday I went on a massive art streak as you froods on DA can tell and I didn't want to break out of that groove. Also next week I'll be putting up photographs of paintings I've done for college. SO PREPARE FOR ART FLOODS WOO.

Sluggy's coming up this weekend so I may be a bit sparse C: WE'RE GOING TO WATCH BLADE RUNNER AND MILO AND OTIS AND BE DORKS SO YEAH.

derp :D
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I <3 ruckntrigger C8. Never ever change dude. This was our actual conversational exchange. Ain't college life fun?

Ruck gives me her opinion on Villain page 13 in it's in progress stage. Her opinion is worth more than any college professor put together for reals.

I'll have the guide up tomorrow i'm sorry algksdfgklsdgklsdg until then here have a comic :D
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A Girl on the Server! and Villain updated!

Updated the AUDIO page in Villain. I replaced the broken link and uploaded some commentary by me! I think I may have pronounced things weird, but I don't know so If I sound weird whoops :D SO YEAH, YOU CAN HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I SUCKED BACK IN THE DAY. TEE HEE.

Other than that it was a slow week. Today I got to get page #13 inked and start painting it ASAP in between editing my paper on Child Psych and finishing a watercolor painting for class. BUSY BUSY. But I'll see you VLN nerds in the chat later tonight :D

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TYPE SO HERE HAVE A FRAG VIDEO



I'LL BLOG ON MONDAY OR SOMETHING JESUS I BLOG TOO MUCH LOLZ.

EDIT: OH MY GOD IT'S SNOWING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Today after my child psychology exam (which I totally destroyed, yeah >D ) I went to mail a package for spiritsoldier down in the mail room. I got there and the Mail people working there weighed it. Then the woman weighing it kinda gulped and came over to me. At first I'm all worried that something's up. But then she comes over to talk to me.

Her: Okay uhh... your package that's going to Canada is 3 pounds, that's going to cost....$24.25 to mail it 8C
Me: Oh okay cool *takes out wallet and starts counting monies*
Her: Wait.....you're not mad about that?
Me: What? Naw. Rule of thumb is 10 bucks per pound, so this is cheaper than I expected. Here's your monies :D
Her: Oh my god, you're the first person not to freak out over shipping prices.
Me: What? Seriously it's a heavy package going to another country. It would make sense it would be somewhat pricey.
All the Mailroom workers: :,> ♥♥♥♥

She then tells me hilarious stories while she does mail-lady things about students threatening the mail people over shipping charges because they can't afford the 10 dollar shipping fee. Students who scream at them because a small college mailroom can't put tracking on packages. Man oh man those poor mailroom people. But I chatted with them as I filled out customs paperwork, and the lady bumped up my package to priority mail for free because I didn't scream at them for doing their job! :> BEING NICE PAYS OFF.

So that brings me to my mini rant. Probably the biggest piece of advice I can ever to give to someone going into college, is be kind to the people that serve you. If someone has a name tag, address them by name. Say Please and Thank You when ordering things. Bid good day to cashiers and be patient when things take a bit longer than usual. Ask the custodians how their day is going. Say hello to everyone and smile! Make friends with EVERYONE. From the guy who takes out the trash to the person who puts away books at the library. You build yourself a network of people that will bend backwards to help you when you're in a jam, all because you showed human compassion and kindness to them.

Because I ask the coffee shop lady how her kids are doing in school, she puts an extra flavor shot in my coffees for free. Because I say good morning and talk to the custodians on my floor, they've vouched for me to the housing department when I needed to stay in my dorm for an extra day before break. When I go to the SUB to get lunch/dinner, the guy who works the grill already has a crispy chicken sandwich wrapped up and ready to go for me. Sometimes I can discounts first in the Bookstore because all the cashiers know me. It really works!

Kindness and compassion goes a really long way, especially for people in the service and retail industry. Those poor people have to deal with so many assholes on a daily basis a bit of understanding and patience from a person can go a long way for them. I'm not saying be kind JUST to get something from someone. No, be kind because it's good to be kind, but remember that kindness to others will eventually come back around to you. So go out there and spread good karma, I guarantee that your college experience will be much easier if you do that. ♥

Also, here have some sketches/Gmod stuff! A sketchdump has been due for QUITE a while now ;D

( Sketchdumptacular! Not much under here but still some stuff! )

In other news my head is really sore and the soreness spread down to my neck, but don't worry things will be coolio! Tune in tomorrow for comic updates <3
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To all you menz out there who'd rather not read about icky girl things (or if you are someone who just hates icky things), feel free to skip over the cut and proceed directly to the hilarious Gmod/TF2 video I have provided for your entertainment.

For you guys/ladies/aliens that DON'T mind, you can read all about how I almost cracked my head open in class because nature hates women :D

( Under this cut lies pain, fail, and head injuries! Horray! )

BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS MY DAY HI GUYS 8D. Don't worry I'm okay, if it gets worse I promise I'll go to a Medic. :>

But anyway here have hilarity.



This video made me insanely happy for yesterday and today. Enjoy another installment in the life of Heavy Weapons Guy :D
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Why must it always rain on days when I have Watercolor Class? Rain is like, us water medium artists natural enemy. CUE ME TRYING TO PROTECT MY 22 X 30 INCH GIANT FUCKING PAINTING BY TRYING TO DODGE THE RAIN. My paper/cardboard portfolio thing is soaked, but my painting didn't get damage. I outtah invest in a proper waterproof portfolio I swear. I dunno how many of you guys work in larger sizes, but if you know of any good portfolio brands lay it on me man ♥

Had part one of my final exam for Self Defense. Basically it was on the physical portion, where we had to demonstrate all the skills and strikes we learned during the course. I almost knocked Teach down with my hammer fist, so I'm pretty sure I passed that portion :> The second part is next Wednesday. Basically Teach will sit us down and tell us a scenario that actually happened to a real person in this town. We have 3 seconds to begin talking and we have to successfully explain what we would do to protect ourselves and get away. For example, she might say something like, "You are working late. As you go to leave your store and lock up, somebody comes up behind you and puts you in a two handed mugger's hold and starts pulling you backwards. What do you do next?"

And of course then I have three seconds to respond with "I'd lean backwards into him to throw him off balance, and then I'd use the back of my head to slam him in the nose, repeatedly as necessary. When he lets go (And trust me he will let go at that point), I'd follow through with an elbow jab to the solar plexus and a backwards kick to hyper-extend his knee. And when he's rolling around in pain I'd run my ass out of there to the nearest populated business."

I think I'll do fine in this test :>

I also watched Bambi 2. Mostly because Patrick Stewart has a sexy, sexy voice, and also I really love and admire deer in general. It's actually a pretty good movie, in fact, it's extremely high quality for a Direct to Video sequel, well, midquel to be precise. Of course my father hates the Bambi movies because he thinks it a clever conspiracy by those 'left nutters' to stamp out hunting. It's because I bawd when I first saw it because like with The Land Before Time, Dad thought it would be a nice movie to show me right after my mother died. OH HIM. But yeah I'll probably be drawing a buttload of deer and stuff because even though I hunt them with my family, I have nothing but the highest respect for them. Deer are cool. They can also stomp you to death. Yeah.

I've seen sparkle Deer on Deviantart before. That makes me cry just a little bit on the inside.

There are people in the room above me that are giant ham beasts and it sounds like they are going to break through my ceiling every time they walk around up there. Dear god I can see dust come off the ceiling when they move. I've seen one of them too, she is a very scary giant woman who was eating an entire large pizza by herself. I DON'T KNOW THEY KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING UP THERE. I'M SCARED I'M GOING TO DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

Let's see if I can get work done. Probably not. Lolz
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Hey! Look who learned how to use and convert videos and is finally using her youtube account! Meeeeeee :D

Tinkerbell, being Tinkerbell. WE ALL NEED CUTENESS TO CHEER THE HELL UP. YES.

More later and all that :>
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Hey guys, just checking in. Turkey day was all right, Sluggy came over to my sis's place for dinner. And afterwards I went over to have dinner with his family at his grandmother's. I can tell you it was quite the experience. His folks are from New Jersey, and his grandmother is Italian and also from New Jersey. So imagine a group of people yelling stuff at each other across the dinner table and talking loudly about really gross things that shouldn't really be discussed at the table. We stayed over and we were woken up pretty early with his folks yelling at each other, but in a loving way.

Best family ever I swear. I had a great time. At least it wasn't like dinner at my folks where Dad just stared at Sluggy like >:| the whole time and everyone was sorta uptight about stuff. Dad almost wouldn’t let me stay over with Sluggy because Dad is Dad and oh noes how dare a man that I’ve been dating for two years be close in proximity to me withou parental supervision. I KNOW MY DAD LOVES ME BUT MAN HE’S A SILLY BILLY SOMETIMES.

Oh well, things are doing okay. Tinkerbell went nuts when I came home like always. She sat on me and refused to let me up a couple times. You know, typical doggie shenanigans. There's also flurries outside right now, so I hope it stays flurries instead of full out snow. Imma try to get started painting Villain before I head back to school on Sunday and also try to find a goddamn box to mail a package with that isn’t huge. I’ll have to ask my Step Mum when she gets back from Black Friday shopping.

I AVOIDED BLACK FRIDAY LIKE THE PLAUGE. This day tends to bring out the worst in humanity and no way no how am I going to go in the middle of a war zone half blind and deaf. I would freaking die man. Nooooo wayyyyyy,

Sorry if this is rambly but I’m on the worst net ever and it took half an hour to load this page so I can post this. I think I deserve to be rambly.

Hayyyyyyy when I get back to campus I’m scheduling a VLN chat for all you VLNerds out there :> Maybe a sketch dump too?

Oh wells keep it real homies :D
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HEY U GUYS. I worked my ass off all weekend and Yesterday and some today to get both comics done early. I honestly don't trust my dad's machine both for security and being able to handle smackjeeve's new site. But both are done, and both comics are set on a Timer. So tune in at 10 AM Saturday (US East Coast time) to catch a new comic. I am happy now, because now I can relax and actually take a BREAK during the break. I'm taking my paints along so I can work on Villain/paintings, but at least now it can be at a leisurely pace instead of OH GOD OH GOD CAN I UPDATE ON TIME OH GOD.

I'll mirror all the comics when I get back on Sunday, as well as hopefully have up the canvas guide I'm making. Oh boy!

Now I gottah clean, pack, wash dishes, back up some files, stuff my face, game some before Sluggy comes to get me later at like, 7pm. I doubt I can get online much during the Holiday, even on Livejournal, so If I can't get on I wish all you amurricans a happy turkey day, and all you non amurricans STUFF YER FACE ANYWAY. I'll be having turkey day both at my folks and at Sluggy's grandmother's. Horray!

eeeee I can't wait to get home to see my dog eeeeee I'LL TAKE LOTS OF PICS :D

BUT YOU KNOW ME, HERE HAVE MORE OLD SKOOL 8 BIT STUFF.


This is seriously such a cool music video. Keep an eye on the lives counter on the top.

Catch you later droogies! :D
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A Girl on the Server! and Villain updated!

Both got a new link and for Villain I added an art whatever by me. SLOW WEEK DERF.

But yeah everyone go check out Star Serpent okay.

Slow week, not much to report. I gottah get Villain and another Agots page done ASAP, cause next week is Turkey Week and I'm going home on Tuesday. SO YEAH, I DON'T KNOW if I can update on time next Saturday, or If I can even GET online, because dad emailed me saying his computer is acting weird, so looks like I'll be ripping out viruses again. Derf. IF NOT WELL I'll update both comics when I come back next Sunday.

Here, have some parenting done RIGHT!



I can only wish me and Sluggy would be this awesome of parents if we ever adopt a kid or two. <3
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Oh my god. I go down to check the mail to find out I got me a package. I find out it's from that whatwith dood, so I take it upstairs to open it.

AND HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS.



Boomdeyada c:

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Got a headache from a combination of caffeine withdraw and fucking around with sharpies for an hour, so after midnight meme time!

Totally stolen offa butcher_pete <3 <3 <3

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name?
the month were the sexiest bitches are born

2.) Your age?
The age at which one is finally considered human.

3.) One of your friends?
A rugby term for clearing off members of the opposing team to get the ball safely off the ground and into a place it can be used advantageously. Very important in rugby.

4.) What should you be doing?
A person who has the best girls. and the most bling-bling of anyone.

5.) Favorite color?
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

6.) Birthplace?

7.) Month of your birth?
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

8.) Last person you talked to?
A ghetto in Brooklyn,New York that has a lot of hot girls and homies that don't play that shit. Cypress is bordered by East New York,Park Slope and a small part of Ridgewood and it's community projects. Cypress also has it's own community park,which is called "Highland Park" which has all kinds of stuff to do there.

9.) One of your nicknames?
1. A person who is crazy, insane, or generally dangerous
2. A player of Dance Dance Revolution who can easily earn A's on songs in Heavy mode.

ALMOST 1 AM IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR MEMES! TRU FAX.

ALL YO BITCHES DO THIS BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS.
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A Girl on the Server! and Villain updated!

IT'S 12:44 AM IT'S NOW TECHNICALLY SATURDAY. I want to sleep in so updating now :>

For AGOTS, the Cast and Links pages are updated!

For Villain, the Art and Links pages are updated!

I really wanted to have some audio commentary up by me for Villain, but lolz life. Eventually I'll get around to making it, and then you can hear alllll about my stupid weeaboo ideas I had for the comic back when I was a freshman in highschool. Oh Lawd.

I'll be online -somewhat- Saturday and Sunday. The Slugster will be here so that will take up most of my time, plus I gottah finish a painting for class Monday, so I'll be working most likely. I'll try and be around to chat some if ya want. woo!

Nothing else interesting going down, so have this awesome video.


FEARRRR MEEEEE!
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Lol Dad sends me an email finally, after no contact with him since August 30th. This is all he sent in reply to the one I sent him back on OCTOBER, 3OTH 8(

Speaking of Sluggy......

[VLN] Sluggy: hey
[VLN] Sluggy: Ѡ
[VLN] Sluggy: it's a butt
[VLN] Sluggy: ٥ ٥
[VLN] Sluggy: - ڸ
[VLN] Sluggy: ( ٺ
[VLN] Sluggy: a face XD
[VLN] Maniac: .....
[VLN] Maniac: wert
[VLN] Sluggy: I was just playing with the character maps and seeing if I could make really fancy type faces
[VLN] Maniac: so you make butts with it
[VLN] Sluggy: YES
[VLN] Sluggy: IT IS THE SCIENTIST IN ME
[VLN] Maniac: all scientists, everywhere, think about butts when making things
[VLN] Maniac: cure for cancer? Butts
[VLN] Maniac: curing world hunger? Butts
[VLN] Sluggy: YES
[VLN] Sluggy: WHY DO YOU THINK THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED: To see more butts
[VLN] Sluggy: HIGHWAYS: To get to other butts fatsre
[VLN] Sluggy: *faster
[VLN] Sluggy: Uuuuuuuh
[VLN] Sluggy: NUCLEAR POWER: To make butts glow
[VLN] Maniac: i want a glowing butt
[VLN] Maniac: i can walk backwards and light up paths for people
[VLN] Maniac: a buttlight
[VLN] Sluggy: then you'd never have to worry about getting up a night to raid the fridge
[VLN] Sluggy: XD
[VLN] Sluggy: FOOTBUTTLIGHT
[VLN] Maniac: I love you

What meaningful conversations we have <3
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"I was secretly a man all long and I fucked your sister.

With my Giant cock.

She was awful in bed."

I'd tell that to everyone.

Do I win 8D
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Guys,

Guyssssssssssssssssssss, I got the coolest package in the mail today. You all probably remember the art trade I was doing with whatwith , and finally the school cleared it so I can receive it. (They check all the packages because they are paranoid that someone will mail a bomb to the school or something. Lolz)

( BUT NOW I GOT IT AND SERIOUSLY IT'S REALLY COOL. )

Also since my DA polls are never really clear on things, I flipped a coin last night, and Cyp called it so I got a Twitter. Beep Beep Robot Robot. So now a Killer Robot can tell you guys about the progress on my art projects! 

BEEP BEEP!
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